Val alerted me to the existence of World Nutella Day which I have tragically missed this year.
I am a big fan of nutella, let it be known. I banished it from our home a year ago due to my entire lack of self-control, but last week, when it forced its way in I welcomed it with open arms.
The WND roundups which are linked on the WND homepage will lead you to countless delicious Nutella recipes (which you don't need.) Eating this would probably be better than a kick in the shins.
Curse you, Val, for this invaluable hazel-nutty dissolution of self-control :)